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[27 Dec 2005|09:51am]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | Dredg ]

Well, about my christmas.....I got a box of candy, a simpons trucker hat, Lady Stetson (smells like ass), hot chocolate and a pair of black uggs. The ONLY thing that pisses me off is that my family didn't even fucking call me on christmas. What assholes. But my friends sure did call me. Thank you friends. I love you guys.

Anyways, Drowning Pool is comming to Korea...I never really listen to them except for that one song that everyone knows...but the original lead singer who wrote that song is dead. I'm going for the hell of it. It'll give me something to do besides watching Korean porn, masturbating my life away and smoking.

1 more month and then out of this shithole...then to another shithole some people like to call Texas. I think I'll see the glass as half full this time.

By the way, it's fucking cold and I hate snow.

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[25 Nov 2005|06:41pm]
Things have changed. I've changed. The Army will change you. Don't do it. Warning.

Happy Holidays.
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[29 May 2005|08:09am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Radiohead ]

I am alive and well, Timm and I are better now...summer is here and where am I? Oh yea, Korea. Hmm....where are you and how are you?

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[05 Mar 2005|05:11am]
I have the flu. The First Sergeant is a whore. I hope she dies. Lesbian.
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I love my friends =) [03 Mar 2005|07:23am]
[ mood | calm ]

Me= LocaleHunni
Julia=teeniewahine918




LocaleHunni: i love you
teeniewahine918: no i love you
LocaleHunni: oh but i love you more
teeniewahine918: no i dont think you understand
LocaleHunni: no YOU don't understand, i love you so much i could rape you
teeniewahine918: i love you and ronald
LocaleHunni: but that would be wrong
LocaleHunni: lol
LocaleHunni: ronald?
teeniewahine918: oh i love you so much i could tear your ears off your head and eat them with corn chowder soup
LocaleHunni: rolaid
LocaleHunni: oh my
LocaleHunni: please do
LocaleHunni: and give me a taste
teeniewahine918: lol
teeniewahine918: i will
LocaleHunni: lol yay!
teeniewahine918: heheh
teeniewahine918: *************************** (edited)
teeniewahine918: YAY
teeniewahine918: hes hot
LocaleHunni: lol
teeniewahine918: oh my
LocaleHunni: did you cuddle?
teeniewahine918: oh yes
LocaleHunni: did you ...spoon?
teeniewahine918: lol no
LocaleHunni: lol
LocaleHunni: i would spoon you
LocaleHunni: for hours
teeniewahine918: lol aww man
teeniewahine918: lets spoon
LocaleHunni: aww how cute
LocaleHunni: yes lets
teeniewahine918: and can i get some whipped cream and raspberries while we're at it
teeniewahine918: lol
teeniewahine918: itll be almost as fun as the time when hannias cousin kissed you
teeniewahine918: hahahhahahahahahaha
LocaleHunni: lol ewwwww
LocaleHunni: nasty ass mexican
teeniewahine918: lol
teeniewahine918: you liked it
LocaleHunni: fiuqgiuyq409ndckojc
teeniewahine918: haha
LocaleHunni: for like 1 second

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[26 Feb 2005|03:46am]
So if you all haven't already heard because I guess the whole world knows now, that I got an article 15! It's not so bad, but it's a reall stupid reason why I got it. All I'll say is that I was in a room with another male and his friends with my girl Jaime....and nothing was going on for the record OK? All I have is 14 days extra duty (kind of like community service) but I have to shovel snow and do paperwork for the Movement NCO's (bosses). Yea so, it's been so freakin cold out, today is was below zero and there was a snow storm yesterday....I hate the fuckin snow.

Oh yea, I did AIP...that means I extended my tour here for another 2 years. Yes, I will be here for another 2 years. I actually like it here, and surprisingly it looks like San Fran only in Korean so I'm kind of at home. The food is awesome and the people are so freakin nice. Oh and the shopping....shit I can't so much cheap stuff. Korea is the shit. If it wasn't for the diseases, poverty and whores I'd move out here.

<3
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Here in the future... [14 Feb 2005|06:46pm]
So I'm in Korea....on Valentines Day. =( It might be Valentines for you all yet, because I'm a day ahead of you all. I'm so alone. But whats good is that it's so beautiful here, I mean it's just like the movies and the sunrises are to die for. I will post pictures soon. There's alot of prostitution and human trafficking. I finaly got the chance to eat dog...it was actually good, for real, it seems gross but it's a really great soup if you have a cold like me. =) Anyways time for formation. Late.
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[09 Feb 2005|07:56pm]
Party Monster....great movie, I highly suggest it.

Anyways, life has been grand. I had sex, got hit on by a Marine sergeant, partied with the friends and spent time with the fam. Life can't be any better right now, TOO BAD my ass is flying to Korea this saturday for a year! I hate the Army right now, they couldn't have picked a further place away from home. Assholes.

SO.
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[02 Feb 2005|12:16am]
So I've moved. I now reside at MySpace. If you're on there...be my friend. I'll still update here but they will be small, like this.
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[01 Feb 2005|07:29pm]
That's Shanel and I christmas '04....I'm cute.
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My new boots! [30 Jan 2005|10:32am]

 

I just ordered these last night. I've been waiting to get a pair of these ever since I saw DS Boone sport them, because he's a badass. Now I can be a badass too.

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[29 Jan 2005|09:35pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

Your Boobies' Names Are: Bambi and Thumper




Sweet.

Great news everyone....

I will no longer be going to the sandbox....for at least a year. My orders were changed because I switched duty stations with another girl because of her family reasons, so now...I'm going to KOREA for a year! I'm sucha lucky winner. I don't really want to go, beacause I would like to go to Germany, but I take it as a relief that I won't be in the sandbox for a while. The only bad thing is, I won't have my cell phone anymore because I refuse to pay roamnig charges. So back to calling cards and writing letters.

I'm home now by the way. I'm here for another 2 weeks to do HRAP (hometown recruiting assistance program). So I get to go to all the schools in my spiffy uniform and help find people who want to be machines for the government. Fun? I think not, but it's a good excuse to come home before I go overseas, yes? Yes.
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[29 Dec 2004|10:36pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Estrela - "Surfacing" ]

I normaly hate this type of thing but this list gave me some much needed perspective on my life, I hope it might do the same for you. Enjoy.


Instructions: Bold the entries that are true for you. Then add one more "truth" at the bottom.

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit 3 weeks of studying into 3 days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a goat
69. Alphabetized your records (CDs)
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 3 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a cheque
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
142. Had a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced,
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196: Dyed your hair
197: Been a DJ
198: Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199: Written your own role playing game
200: Been arrested
201: Taken and passed a statistics course
202: Accidentally dropped all your jewellery in the toilet
203: ... And fished it out
204: Practiced "feng-shui"
205. Practiced Pilates
206. Done cocaine on the front stoop of a government building
207: Hung out naked with a few of your closest friends
208: Orgasmed at the same time your partner orgasmed

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If it ain't rainin' we ain't trainin'! [27 Dec 2004|01:48pm]
[ mood | rejuvenated ]
[ music | Senses Fail - "Steven" ]

I just got back from running a couple miles...it was so nice to run in the rain again, I haven't done that since Basic Training in the middle a hurricane and it's just too beautiful outside I couln't pass it up!

Anyways....is it gross for a girl to fart?

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[25 Dec 2004|05:26pm]
Maybe....I have too much spare time.
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[25 Dec 2004|05:23pm]
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The mormon religion is a fucking cult. Trust me. [25 Dec 2004|05:06pm]
I hate mormons. STOP KNOCKING ON MY DOOR YOU ASSHOLES! I DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR FUCKING BOOK! STOP PETTING MY FUCKING DOG YOU PERVERTS!
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[25 Dec 2004|03:20pm]
Here's what I got:
DVD Player
Saved
Chasing Liberty
King of the Hill:First Season
Happy Gilmore
Billy Madison
Oaklans A's sweater
A scarf
Socks
underwear
$235
Old Navy gift certificate
Yellowcard - "Ocean Avenue"
The Lost Boy
5 People You Meet In Heaven
Ultimate Dolly Parton CD
Edgar Allen Poe poster


Thanks mom and dad.
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[24 Dec 2004|02:31pm]
Merry Christmas bitches.

For all you athiests out there..Merry Fucking X-Mas bitches.
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[23 Dec 2004|08:00pm]
I'm sick. SICK.
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